ケヴィン・スミスのインスタグラム(thatkevinsmith) - 7月6日 00時00分

How @investigationdiscovery got me laid: At my Q&A's, I joke about my wife Jen's addiction to the true crime network #investigationdiscovery and how I'm pretty sure she's studying their killer catalogue of shows to learn how to murder me in my sleep and get away with it. A lovely woman who works at ID heard me talk about Jen's obsession and said she'd send me some stuff. I received 2 bags of branded #ID ephemera that made my wife not only happier than I've made her in a long time, but also probably wetter too. Jen left the room to try it on the hoodie, then returned wearing the hoodie... and nothing else. The filthy things we did to each other after that weren't criminal enough to get us profiled on ID, but they might still be illegal in a state or two. So THANK YOU to the fine folks at Investigation Discovery: you helped a fat guy get a l'il something-something from his wife of 17 years when it wasn't even his birthday! #KevinSmith #jenschwalbach #marriage #freeswag

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