カリディー・イングリッシュのインスタグラム(carideeenglish) - 10月6日 17時22分

That feeling when you're sharing an odd numbered appetizer with an even number of people from work...and there is one spicy shrimp left on the table...since everyone's had one... do you show the savage side of yourself and silently yet violently take the last one? All you can do is think about how you want it... bc you been on an Aderal kick for a week, and at this point your hunger has returned with an alarming amount of hangry..... so really, how much does Mary with the mustache, mean to you? It's not your fault that somehow she manages to take a "one bite" piece of food and make it into 6 little bites, causing her to fall ridiculously behind on a simple appetizer fraction ... You finger your fork semi confidently, head low, ready to be the only one to take 2.... BUT now all you hear is your mothers voice in the back of your mind telling you not to take the last bite and to be polite by offering it to someone else. Why? *head bang* is Mother *another head bang* Always right? *you have to stop head banging*
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So now you hate Mary and you won't be introducing her to your esthetician in weho.
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So you just sit there, (topless) staring at the one spicy bite size shrimp left, and all you can do is wait out the mental motherly guilt (about 15-30 seconds, depending on your birth order) before you go in for the kill ??
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