ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 2月1日 00時02分

“Listen folks, I’m only stern with you kids because I care [about the surge of dopamine that rushes through my brain every time I raise my voice],” said no-nonsense chemistry teacher Bill Powderly, who added that his biggest source of happiness—besides bullying adolescents for the sheer thrill—was teaching. “You don’t have to like me, but I conduct myself in this manner because [it makes me feel like an omnipotent god-king].” #TheOnion

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