チェルシー・ハンドラーのインスタグラム(chelseahandler) - 2月21日 02時37分

Not the only great thing about being an alcoholic, but in the top 3. #repost from one of your favorite lines from my book. Giving away one signed copy addressed to you of my new book “Life Will Be the Death of Me”, just post your favorite line from any of my books to enter. Open until April 9. #lifewillbethedeathofme

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zacklywhatuwant “You wanna get bitch-slapped, Barbie?” was the next thing I heard from a black woman sitting behind Fat Albert’s sister. I was tempted to let Foxy Brown know that it wasn’t really possible for anyone to bitch-slap me with handcuffs on, but decided to keep a low profile.” Still in tears laughing just reading it again. 😂😂😂👏🏼 @chelseahandler #JAILBIRDBARBIE

khanomtomkayla I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around... I once quoted this at a bar to some douchebag who told me the same thing. I felt bad ass ❤️

thebirdingblonde “I couldn’t afford a run in with this guy in front of my new suitor. There were only three things he could bring up: my vagina, his anus, and his Ecstasy that I stole.” My Horizontal Life -Dr Luke, pg. 106

kduffy2012 If I do that and I’m not an advanced drinker, am I just an asshole? It’s okay if I am, I just need to have an answer prepared.

seekatjump You're my spirit 🐐 (that's supposed to mean "animal"...gotas are animals right? Would 🐏 have been better?) 💋

scoop_jones And last but not least, go for it. Go wherever you can afford to go with whomever you can get to go with you.

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