DARREN&PHILLIPのインスタグラム(the_blueboys) - 2月23日 17時47分

??? Blueboys for Prime Minister!! Ladies and gentlemen, we haz a dream!! As ur next Prime Ministers we pledge to make de following changes effective as soon as u put our pretty little butts inside dat house.
1) Increase belly rub taxes to mandatory 40% of total time awake each day.
2) All cafes to serve free food to dogs.
3) Bath time more than once per annum will become illegal in all states.
4) No sitting will be required for treats. No tricks. No begging. U just get treats when ever u say so.
5) Families will receive a $300 p wk subsidy for treat money.
6) All vigorous exercise programs abolished and will be replaced with unrestricted nap hours.
7) Equality in portion sizes for all doggos will be implemented. Just bc a doggo weigh 15kg does not mean he should be punished w less food than his fellow 26kg doggo!
8) Vaccum cleaners will be phased out by 2022.
9) Sofa Bonus scheme to be rolled out as part of our movement to get all dogs sleeping off floors and on sofas.
10) Parliament House will be renamed as ‘Pizza Palace’ and will throw regular pizza parties for all doggos of dis great land.

So vote 1 Blueboys and let’s get dis party started! ????

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jipsigirlheartandsoul_ @cadburythechocolatedoggy_ wants to know if he can vote YES for each of his personalities? He gonna get his weird looking brudda @jakethedogpuggerino to vote too.

26thearksmum Boyz! My mitza wants to know if you need a UK candidate to stand for you too!?!?! She firmly stands for your phasing out of vaccums by 2022 😂

motherteresa68 This is gold! What a brilliant platform to launch your political career from! "The Blueboys Party" I will vote for you! 🙌

verityhedgehog Why would anyone not vote for you you are the best prime misters for every country

sophie_laing @phoebelaing they’ve got my vote, stalk this page btw, AMAZING CONTENT

miss_jade_squatson @maryhaddad04 @banlark Read this 😂 This is my kind of politics 😂

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