コルトン・ダンのインスタグラム(captdope) - 3月24日 01時41分

#floridamanchallenge

[BIHAKUEN]UVシールド(UVShield)

ladyhuffypants Mine was “Florida man breaks into car dealership, loses his shorts” (complete with a pic of him trying to slip thru the window, lying prone, and his shorts catching on the sill)

lisasansouci Just googled mine “Florida man aided police in his own arrest by using his wanted poster and mugshot as his Facebook profile picture.” 🙈😂

markjlim If I remember this story correctly, he's facing criminal charges because he wasn't supposed to be in possession of a gun.

ericaelfrez Mine was about a woman beating her spouse with a pork chop and I’m upset she went to jail 🤷🏽‍♀️

rjohnharris Doesn’t it have to be your birthday 🎂 the year included? Mine wasn’t as good as your #jelly

mebejeffrey "Poor guys, always confusing their pistols with their privates" #catwoman #movieqoutes

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