ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 6月26日 09時30分
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arsen.v.ismintsev
So. Did you know that lithium and amphetamine deteriorate titanium with water fluoride and calcium and vitamin c. Solid. It's good stuff. I snapped a pin in my mouth. It went pop. And I was like that's 5 grand and 6 hours of surgery. Nice. My doctors know my habits and know how I will enjoy the rest of my life. Dad says I cost him money. Wait till I get on suboxone. He's so nice. Fuck you mass court assesor for finding me "unable to make reasonable decisions and stand trial." Thanks for the new pains. Also. Check this shit out guys. I will smash my head over a kitchen to kick out a drunk addict ag 5 am. So. Do you think I won't do the same to see the judge in a holding cell. Seriously. I ain't got time for the meow game from supertrupers chicken fuckers. That insult got me suspended in 7th grade aaaaaand here is this page. Of all my teachers. I'll tag you onion. I'll tag you. You should hear how ball in pain
arsen.v.ismintsev
@arsen.v.ismintsev omg and then my wisdoms. Awe wisdoms. Gum bleeds. Lithium resignation is surely good for you. Let's digest it with blood. I'm going to visit a few hospitals and tell them. Ask if they have wisdom teeth. For fuckssake. .
crerdman
Ha yes. I always felt like “steel-cut” was an adjective restaurants throw in there to justify charging you more for dumb oatmeal. This confirms ?
arsen.v.ismintsev
@arsen.v.ismintsev honestly I may have lock jawed and snapped it. So that means. I can bite through... titanium. Amazing.
rwg23
Quaker Oats man here reminding everyone that Quaker Oats are steel cut and the perfect way to start your day!
__kendel
@misterapplesauce I’m uppety and only eat steel cut
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