BuzzFeedのインスタグラム(buzzfeed) - 7月10日 07時03分
just go follow @weirdhelga already!!
[BIHAKUEN]UVシールド(UVShield)
eric_chenxi_jiang
I remember my first time with a condom. I was 13 or so, I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, “no, this is my first time”. So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. “Just a minute” she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid aside. “Do these excite you?” She asked. Well, I was dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on the desk. “Well come on” she said, “we don’t have much time.” So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPPOWWWWW, I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a frown. “Did you put the condom on?” She asked. I said “I sure did”, and held up my thumb.
She fainted...
miki_mouse_15
Ooo I’d thought id be cool and tag you ? @_.kaitlynz5._
Also this is heckling hilarious
zelle.bela
I’ll admit you got us in the first part but this, puts a smile on my face
kat_polanco_
@jominca this is me crying I’ll never be as cute as dogs lol
malekelmir
I like big b and lie heheheheh m3 singing on the background
politely_vulgar
Good bleeping job, really hit the nail on the head there
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