Average Parent Problemsのインスタグラム(averageparentproblems) - 7月17日 00時04分
Yes! Why do men think taking a shower is like putting your shoes on to leave??? You are not ready to go if you still need to shower! 😤 Follow the very funny @sarcastic_mommy for more!
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yezzikamezzika
Yeah but do you ladies have a stoner husband? I just need to smoke a bowl real quick. *finishes & gets in car* “do you have my phone? Okay lemme go get it.” *comes back and grabs house key hanging from ignition* That took 15 min and he worked up a thirst and asks me to go in real quick and get him a coke and he didn’t lick the door anyway. LOL
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yezzikamezzika
Yeah but do you ladies have a stoner husband? I just need to smoke a bowl real quick. *finishes & gets in car* “do you have my phone? Okay lemme go get it.” *comes back and grabs house key hanging from ignition* That took 15 min and he worked up a thirst and asks me to go in real quick and get him a coke and he didn’t lick the door anyway. LOL
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plumsiren
My father and I were visiting my aunt and uncle in Texas a few years ago. One morning we all loaded into the car to go to the state fair, where we were meeting my cousin. Well, I say ‘we all’ - three of us sat in the car while my uncle went and got a ladder; he had decided this was the perfect time to change the flood light above the driveway!
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abby.m.murphy
What boggles the mind ? is how is this such a universal thing among the male population. Did the Dad union all take a vote ? ? “ ok guys let’s not move a muscle till we absolutely need to leave the house in 10 minutes, then get ready”......
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readeeg
Haha i feel like im usualy waiting on my wife. but not for nothing i wait till she starts getting dressed to shower? or lay around till last min and toss on somthing and go
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sarengeti
@svenson_e this is so funny! It happened this morning on our way to the birthday!!! I’m glad we are not alone ?????♀️??♀️??♀️
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