ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 7月20日 11時00分

Simon, Garfunkel Pose Perfectly Still In Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Exhibit To Avoid Security Guard Catching Them Living In Museum⁠
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emily.drives FAKE NEWS!!1!one! No one would ever voluntarily live anywhere in Cleveland. We all just kind of end up here...

makeasmashsmash Onion posts have been so all over the place in a good way lately. Very imaginative and funny

_casey_you_later In every picture I see of Simon and Garfunkel they both look like different people

benoutside Paul Simon’s plastic surgeries got him lookin’ like Frankenstein’s monster

debatestage Should the US legalize sex work? Why or why not? Answer on my page!

danipaniq Bold of you to assume that Simon and Garfunkel would live together.

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