ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 7月27日 05時00分

Aging Congress Moves Into More Manageable Single-Story Ranch Capitol

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ian_berg Nancy Pelosi is very pleased with the fact she'll now be able to go from the Speaker's chair to the patio, pool or lawn bowling pitch without going up or down any stairs.

janjamm Congress refuses to go to new heights, but adjusts investment funds to buy Otis "personal elevator" futures.

jjdefrias Eventually the balloons will rise above, whisking them to the South American wilderness. ???

esly3.0 Congress reported getting fed up with hearing about problems with government.

srfleckenstein Soon they'll be in assisted living capitol with congressional dimentia.

ilissajackson @draftedbytheman Some day we will all be at the early bird special!! 🙂

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