ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月6日 08時00分

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smashthekakistocracy Trump is the worm at the bottom of a bottle of counterfeit tequila which is actually low-quality Russian vodka. If you ingest it, you hallucinate feelings of superiority and lose the ability to read anything above a 3rd grade vocabulary, but on the upside your body will already be filled with enough formaldehyde that you can forego embalming when you finally collapse in your be-shitted diapers.

smashthekakistocracy Trump is the worm at the bottom of a bottle of counterfeit tequila which is actually low-quality Russian vodka. If you ingest it, you hallucinate feelings of superiority and lose the ability to read anything above a 3rd grade vocabulary, but on the upside your body will already be filled with enough formaldehyde that you can forego embalming when you finally collapse in your be-shitted diapers.

andrewlawrence7 I can't wait to watch the meltdown when liberals get another lesson on how telling people how horrible they are is not sound electoral politics. #maga #keepamericagreat #literallyshaking #safespaceviolation #sadpajamaboys

sullymegood I'm surprised he hasn't managed to do the wp hand sign during these speeches to wink at his people.

buckarude Onion on that koolaid, gotta do something with that liberal arts degree, amirite? 😏

sdrobich Trump hates whites supremacists more than all democratic candidates combined

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