ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月15日 09時45分

NYPD Tickets Dead Cyclist For Obstructing Bike Lane

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patchoulipunk @marlowtyme Yes. People are dicks and everyone should be considerate. But a cyclist will not crash into your car and kill you. I don’t drive or ride a bike... but I observe how much more dangerous it is for cyclists in NYC. Flowers pop up on street poles for dead cyclists on a daily basis. And if you think it’s more dangerous for motorists, your heads in your ass. That’s what this post touches on... the irony of giving a ticket to a dead cyclist who was probably killed by a motorist for getting into the bike lane... when NYPD doesn’t give a crap to enforce that in the first place. Cop cars are parked in the bike lane regularly.

scarecrow31579 @oldcrippleatwork see what i mean, you are so fucking dumb that you consider someone “alt-right” if they dont want the government to have complete control, you use labels the liberal media has invented to cause the people to split and fight with each other, you are so fucking stupid that you cant think fir yourself. Praise your cyber God, trust you’re government, they have never been incompetent.

50isfab66 NYPD wouldn't cite a cyclist for anything. Don't you know by now they can do no wrong? Run red lights? That's ok. Weave around car lanes? Sure thing. Ride in front of cars at 5 miles per hour on streets with no bike lanes ? Of course.

patchoulipunk @marlowtyme you won’t get sued and lose your home. Unless you are at fault? What an exaggeration. There are literally cameras on almost every block to ticket speeders. Not to mention all the cop boxes.

casuallygoingbroke @real.trip.studebaker *you can ride a bike in the bike lane. That’s what it’s for. It’s not like people are throwing parties or shooting up. (Or killing people like the cars do in the bike lane)

casuallygoingbroke @marlowtyme so what? We fucking die when a driver ‘messes around’. Die. A 20 year old messenger was ran over by a semi in the bike lane two months ago. Get over yourself. Take the train.

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