ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月17日 03時30分

Naked, Out-Of-Breath CDC Director Announces Nation’s Fertility Rate No Longer In Decline

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rickymooredaniels 🤔 why is this “Great Hurricane” conveniently named “Isabel”? i thought maybe “Hurricane William” or maybe “Hurricane George” would suffice.

thiccie.cheese Me after doing lines of Viagra and sperm fertilizer so I can singlehandedly save the human race

j.kim.10 jeez did he single-handedly increase all the fertility rate by himself? 👏👏🔥🔥

olivia_lynch14 @hblynch11 😂 Reminds me of our fertility rate debate with dad this summer

ivfshan @ashbycunningham @rachaelashlynn @lindamichelle08 @lorie_fowler71 😂😂

garland0130 I do not want to see the deepfakes for this...

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