クリスティン・ベルのインスタグラム(kristenanniebell) - 8月21日 04時43分

FACT. It is only appropriate to find hair and fossilized teeth in your sink if:
A. you are a serial killer
or
B. you are a parent. (Edit: for those confused by the teeth, they came from the pumpkin patch where you can "mine" in the water and sand for either fossils or gem stones. Mom buys the bag, attendant dumps it in, and blam, your kid has found treasure. Both my kids chose fossils, so I have, like, ALOT of those teeth at my house.)

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abbadabbs_81 #both I found a wad of toilet paper, left over tooth paste and a shopkin in the bathroom sink, tweezers down the drain and one of my kids painted a smiley face on the mirror with toothpaste. I was happy it was a smiley face and not a picture of a butt this time.

sfgiantsgirl6 Ummmm I’m not sure what kind of children you’re breeding to have fangs but you might want to cut back on the vitamin D. The tooth fairy 🧚‍♀️ is likely to skip your house

chickwhitt No joke, today after his haircut, my 7 year old stuffed his pockets with his cut hair "to show Daddy when he gets home!" Such a little weirdo!

del.alma.imports So your kids are maniacs too, huh. I got handed a live cicada today because I was distracted for one single second.

mario_gino 🤔....... ok after further testimony I'm leaning toward B. But if I see any other evidence, it's A sister!!!😂

avismeade The things you post about your kids make me think I could really like the whole motherhood thing. 🙌🏼

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