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Justices Observe Supreme Court Ritual By Driving Stake Through John Paul Stevens’ Heart To Ensure He Dead Before Burial⁠
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jonathan.caldwell In the case of Stevens v. Stake, the Court ruled in a 5-4 decision that Stevens was, in fact, dead.

oneandonlyfork @js_customs581 if you're talking about the he dead part that's proper headline grammar

dreadmanwalking Half the supreme court is dead. Somehow they still manage to be partisan hacks.

cratedigging.co Paul's Corpse Opens Eyes Before Hammer Strikes Stake

js_customs581 I don’t know if that was a typo or it was ironic

terrestrial_1 Oh this is perfect. Thank you?this made my day

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