ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 7月30日 05時30分

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annihilatedweek When I was like 12 and the onion had first put boxes in Chicago my mom and I were goin to the store after school and saw a headline that said POPE FORGIVES LITTLE BOYS FOR SEDUCING PRIESTS. Not realizing it was satire she was like “That’s it! We’re becoming Episcopalians.”

brand3bkc123 Seriously, religion in America is on its last legs. The church is dying fast and it knows it. Good riddance. Might as well abuse children on the way out.

fojo0404 Line those child molesters up against a wall and shoot the motherfuckers.

mostlymechanic After having them immortalized naked on yet another ceiling masterpiece.

lovelyasduck This is very down punching. Not really up to onion standards I think

louiscastro310 Is it satire when it’s actually happened for decades?

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