ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 7月31日 10時20分

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luvmechanix Beto recently announced that his family owned slaves and that their wealth was started on their backs YET HAS DONE NOTHING TO HELP THE DECENDENDENTS OF HIS FAMILY'S SLAVES. He wants US to pay the reparations instead. Fuck him; let's meme-force-guilt him into paying his family's debt to society.

m137p Bravo. I reluctantly have to admit that when I first saw fake email I actually believed that it was possible for the the briefest of moments.

this_is_a_rock_it_has_a_gun This is the most Unironic thing I’ve seen the onion post and it huets

steinbach.david Idk... I’m not on the O’Rourke team but I thought he did pretty good.

thenerfherder2000 this is the funnies onion headline yet

wilson_collier I actually though he was pretty good.

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