ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 7月31日 11時00分

John Delaney Befuddled By Question Asking Him To Imagine Himself As President

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t.robotson Delaney can’t be president, he doesn’t have a presidential face. The most influence and power he should have is filming local commercials for the Splash Shack to get the word out about their 2-for-1 jet ski deals.

madebyskateboarding Anybody ever notice that Bill Dauterive and @johndelaney have never been seen together? It's because they're the same person.

riley_wags15 I don’t agree with him or any of the candidates, but out of all of them he seems to be the most rational and logicsl

erikallgood Ahhh look what they did to my boy!! Look what they did to my baby boy...

goranduk When Delaney becomes POTUS Clint Howard will play him in the movie

joshdemay Delaney support drops from 1% to 0.8% after warren attack

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