ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月6日 11時00分

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your_local_edgar Creeper, oh man So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging side to side, day and night This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, oh how they shine Then it's heads up, hear a sound you freeze up, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body, Is this the end? Can't believe it's you again I could never forget those eyes 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again, again, again 'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, again, again And run, run, run until it's done, done, then you run, run, run until the sun Sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again, again, again Just when you think you're safe, hear some hissing from right behind, escape denied That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time, now you're mine Then he blows up, and your health bar it drops, you could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy, Now you're stuck in there, all alone i

shavanas I really hope no one is getting paid to write this stuff. Just terrible. Reads like an 8th greater who couldn’t get a summer job is the editor

cassandrachild My building shares 2 washers and 2 dryers and there has not been more than a week in the past year that all 4 have been functional lmao 🙃

nelsondoesphotography Urinal out of order sign with the black garbage bag over the urinal still there to this day in the public bathroom.

newandoldreviews The Onion comments are hilarious because of the amount of people the joke has to be explained to is crazy.

griff.smith1 @teneyck.chris @julianewitt @claremaloneymccrystle @abigayle_konys @ken_lumb good memories

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