コール・スプラウスさんのインスタグラム写真 - (コール・スプラウスInstagram)「Glasses? Check. Middle part? Check. Matching fits? Check. Acrylics on and ready to stab, this twin choo choo has one stop, hell, and it runs on Cole. There is a critical threshold that all twins reach. An age that determines whether they’ll become the same person like the shining twins or depart from each other, with one becoming good and the other evil. And while I didn’t ask if they were twins or just sisters, they were joined in their conspiracy to take my picture while sitting in the airport food court. It’s been my recent hope that if enough meme accounts said I gave them the ick, they’d stop buzzing around me like flies on a horse’s moist eyeball. And yet, to the joy of my publicists’ bountiful coffers and my building agoraphobia, the flies do love this turd with blonde hair. Snap snap, two birds with one stone. #folieadeux #cameraduels #callittwincestthewaytheybothbefuckingme #someonecallthetsa #wegotaduelintheairportfoodcourt」4月1日 10時50分