コール・スプラウスさんのインスタグラム写真 - (コール・スプラウスInstagram)「Some people have called me mean. A bully. A douchebag. Some pinterest psychologists have been polarized by the tone of this account and have bravely diagnosed me with the vanities. And to those individuals I say: yes. Additionally, I have provided a link in the bio on how to cope with my re-emerging villainhood. A decipherer, if you will, on how to better live through being born without a sense of humor (abscentia leporis*). Pardon my Latin, google translate is bad with declensions and so am I. #eviltwin #pinnedcommentsareyourfriends To those of you who enjoy a bit of online banter, here is another duel just for you~ There! In the distance! What do you see? No not the matching technical gorp ware in the corner, or my father staring out the window locked in yet another existential crisis. THE BOB I say! The bob cut with the iPhone. Robert with the dreaded rectangle of societal collapse. A smile betraying friendship. At the minimum, an equivalent exchange. She smiled, I smiled, WE SMILED. Both of us permanently etched into each others photo albums, both of us earning social brownie points from each other. A political marriage. Connectivity. Here? Absurd. I too had that haircut once. On Disney in fact. Used to be all the rage with kids who skated but couldn’t kick flip. If I still had the cut maybe I’d be smiling just as large as her. I think it’s the secret to a strong joy filled existence. One more quarter life crisis and I’m right there with ya ma’am. We’ll always have this moment 💋 #cameraduels #abitofmysoulforyours #myhairexcusewasthatiwas10yo」4月4日 12時19分