ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 6月27日 06時00分

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letasdavis I screen shotted this to somehow NOT make it a joke! Please add eradicate Glysophate since we (and entire ecosystems) are slowly and silently dying of it... MONSANTO. Yes, I mean dying but it takes a few generations. I’m not kidding here... I’m actually motivated to help!

shawn.beaty I am crafting my home out of unused plastic water bottles and baby seal fur. Currently, I am contemplating powering it with either the tears of liberals or a gasoline generator.

dlmosser So better give up now right?? These sorts of jokes are great illustration of a complacent and lazy nation. I know it's your job to be funny, but not your best work

primalskis it depends on how much you let everybody around know they are basically responsible for the destruction of the planet by not using one

akshaansh.jain What do you mean getting cars off the roads? Do i pick them up , everybody doesn't have super strength you privileged asshole

shakencola Or rid of big corrupt companies that pay millions to pollute and get rid of their junk without consequence

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