ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 6月27日 07時30分

Elderly Man Looks Even Sadder When Smiling

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shigouri @schaumby “so...uhhhh...how do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut. (Rimshot)” Paige bears this from across the house and comes screaming in the room like a banshee “I’m not. Cra.zayyy!” she screams. Doug puts his wireless Bluetooth headphones back over his ears, secretly not listening to anything at all because he couldn’t admit to anyone that he didn’t know how to turn them on.

shigouri @schaumby “guess I don’t know how to turn lots of things on” he thinks to himself as he stares at Susan from across the room who is now fighting with Paige like eagles over a fish carcass.

holtbolt1 @joshdemay the onion really should be more inclusive. Day after day I see white men on this feed. Literally not ok

draftedbytheman @sungtongs0004 Okay grandpa. Let’s get together but I don’t know when. Let’s get together then!

mel13olson @krummie19 @tmoen22 because I know Tom always worries when he sees an old man alone.

tmoen22 @mel13olson If I ever saw a guy like that eating alone, I would loose it.

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