ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 7月4日 07時00分

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[BIHAKUEN]UVシールド(UVShield) 更年期に悩んだら

757hunterhall It’s the exact same as the Nazi Soldier March but in reverse; and halfway through the March you kneel down pull your dick out get an erection and belly flop (instantly snapping your dick) once your dick is snapped you stand back up, face towards Mecca, stick your middle fingers up and scream out the lyrics to sweet victory from the bubble bowl; that’s how I remember it...

xx_big_boi_69_xx You hit the dap. This originated from when George Washington got pneumonia and coughed into his arm, dabbing for the first time

norsk_skim_milk I think my cousin who’s a veteran is the 15% cause when the fireworks started going off he did the Harlem shake on the ground

ltcjoecruz Much less the words - including Trump himself who has been utterly horrific at trying to feign mouthing them!

mdinsio Omg. This is so stupid. Everyone knows you just put your right foot in and then take your right foot out.

beesquid2 Isn't it just a variation of the macarena, where you stick a feather in your hat and call it macaroni

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