ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 7月4日 10時00分

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thinhphannguyen Put shock collars on them that go off when they laugh. Train your children well.

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thene23 @abbyaretz purple cap and yellow cap probably wrote this together ??

joehatch613 Their laughter is wonderful. However, their crying ? sux...

cool_guy_caleb I'm starting to believe The Onion is an actual news source

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