ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 6月29日 03時13分

This Week's Onion Weekender

[BIHAKUEN]UVシールド(UVShield)

dwight_schroote Thanks but "wifi" has been known to be spying program jointly sponsored by the CIA and KFC since around 1987. Not falling for it again.

succ.mp1 I haven’t used the internet since 2015 when the government downloaded my internal organs and sold them to rich oil tycoons

juan_stache Where's the modem at, the password isn't right even though I put it in about 75 times and counting

leftdentcyck Joos are liberals in america & nationalists in iosrael. Who else thinks this is disgusting?

alphotofinish Onion, I’m going to tell you like Trump told Putin,” Stop meddling in my weekend.”

alpha_virgin Hey onion I've tried it four times and it's not working? What should I do?

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