ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月8日 11時00分

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brifokine One for your hair, one for your friend, one for a random stranger, one for a bag a chips you aren’t finishing, and one for a bag of frozen peas you lost the clip for between the time you took it out of the freezer and now which is literally 3 seconds.

things_are_always_different Love how this was obviously written by someone who has never had long hair. You lose them, you need more than one for pigtails, braids can take two each, so can buns. Two buns or two braids would take four

hannah.kae.wolf Girls don’t listen to the onion every single one of you that does this and especially the ones who lend them to other girls that need them should qualify for the Medal of Honor

kfish1987 In case they break. In case someone (manly my daughter who forgets hers) needs one. In case I want to put my hair in a bun and I need at least 2 to do that.

hannah.kae.wolf @plesschild2 nothing makes me feel more eternally grateful when a girl has another hair tie and gives it to me when I ask. Keep being a hero

rogersschoedel If a man was smart he would wear a couple and be a woman's "Knight in shining hair ties"! Just a thought....

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