ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月8日 03時30分

Being Eaten Alive By Shark Not Nearly As Terrifying As Man Had Imagined

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scooptiwhoop I've been eaten a couple of times by sharks but those were some polite and mannered sharks I'll tell you that

ferraritooth He’s probably just in shock! For the love of god why are they just taking pictures?

lauren_gallagher120 @bzgonacha a little funny! Miss you! I’ll be back in Denver last week of August 💕

lovelifelivefit @chiphiginbotham lol!! The Onion does satire and this made me think of you😂

fleaforall @eventideoysterco legit thought this was Mike Wiley stumping for @theonion

genesisfix Sharks says with a grin, “hmmm, not half bad.” Then gobbles up the rest.

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