ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月8日 02時03分

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[BIHAKUEN]UVシールド(UVShield)

jmc1904 It’s grandma inside. They never could pry her hand open. In it was the device that took her life. (It was a huge black dildo). RIP grandma 😢

br.glass We definitely want to know where this guys head was at when he died from suffocation, my guess: up his behind

chunky_graphics Do you need a new logo design, cover art, YouTube intro, cartoon picture or website design ? Dm me let’s work

kavanlynn @the_mane_man_six tell my family this is the sign I want to be placed on my casket during my funeral.

dustyn_roth @xtianpaige The casket is full of Coors Banquet beer and an animatronic corpse.

hastyguitar As an embalmer and funeral Director you could not be closer to the truth

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