ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月13日 03時30分

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[BIHAKUEN]UVシールド(UVShield) 更年期に悩んだら

count_dorcula Who does your copyright check? Second headline I've read today that looks like it was written by a second grader. PM me if you need help with grammar or spelling check. I'm cheap and accept PayPal.

floresza OMG FUCK U GUISE THAT SHOULD BE "IT'S" NOT "IT" JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHO WRITES FOR THE ONION????? A FIVE-YEAR OLD STARFISH WITH NO EYES THIS IS AN OUTRAGE OMG

misscge Since when did @theonion became vaguely misogynistic? Half the posts are either degrading toward or seemingly disapproving of women. What’s up?

psychobilly07 As a handsome man when people stare at me I just pick my nose or are they staring at me cause I picked my nose first 🤔

godlessrant Why make an effort to look attractive when you can redefine attractiveness to include you. Makes perfect sense.

agropiofallaver You can tell who has never picked up a real newspaper because they're they ones who think these are typos.

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