ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月13日 05時00分

Christ Calls Off Plans For Return After Realizing It’s Been So Long It’ll Be Weird Now

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jesuissuzette Jesus Christ, what do you mean “am I self-sufficient?” I don’t need your American Food Stamps! I can make water into Wine and fishes into loaves, and I grow the absolute best killer weed!

selenemou Also "damn, they fucked this shit up just fine without Revelation... I'mma just sit back and watch"

rbleiwei @earthrockandsound I think this explains the resurrection?

maxpowerstroke @vin_pwn why does this look so much like you!! Lol

mr.rogers_thhotless_neighborhd Wimp better stay the f#ck outta my neighborhood

iviqueen @sidiquetheentertainer @pin0o @vulfhouse

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