ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月9日 06時30分

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[BIHAKUEN]UVシールド(UVShield)

k.t.jefferson Unfortunately that feeling is most often absorbed as because my parents are screw ups I will never amount to anything. Sincerely, a retired Teacher.

zer0s_and_0nes “Would you cut it out dad, go find something else to do instead of bothering me while I cure cancer, and become a billionaire”

gentlaw9 Tweens should be able to vote and three year olds should be able to get sex reassignment surgery

veryverypetttty At least he knows who both his parents are. He does have that going for him.

nelsondoesphotography Child concerned with dad coming home to just watch netflix...

scarletwetherby @mad_hatter756 sorry. This might be as good as we get. 😆

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