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Harvard Streamlines Admission Process By Directly Growing New Students From DNA Of Top Donors

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elmoxyx Funny I saw a ‘Harvard’ T-shirt today here in the #LBC. The guy wearing it also gave some very intelligent advice when he noticed the lid on my vanilla like-Frappuccino was not on properly . He said, “You might want to put that lid on tightly”

janerad63 Someone at Harvard has a deal with some prestigious law firms to direct inheritance monies to The university for a cutback. Should be investigated but I’m not holding my breath. Power and greed is their vulture song.

salyd.snyke Cant think of anything funny. Hope you have a good day and get a laugh at this post. Thank you.

beesgees_iv USC fake admission protocol is much less expensive than Harvard’s cloning plan...just saying.

br.glass The best part: it’s Jeffery Epstein’s DNA. They would never give all that money back!

ryegolf So close to the truth it’s scary. “Elite” and “selective” only for regular ppl.

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