ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月1日 07時00分
New USPS Commercial Says They Proudly Send More Fingers For Kidnappers Than Any Other Shipping Company
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更年期に悩んだら
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jruopp1
Yeah but you always gotta go down to the post office to pick them up. You didn't try to deliver it today, I was home all day 😒
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beauleitch
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
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r.y.a.n.james
I'm surprised they left out their same-day pipe bomb express shipping. It's truly the most bang for your buck
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murderoftheuniverse
I’m surprised they’re the number one in delivering anything since they lose my shit all the time
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mehhandabies
@matteldridge but why does this make me nostalgic for my guy Noho Hank and his chechen bullet??
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bwy5
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. @lebowskifest
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