ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月1日 07時00分

New USPS Commercial Says They Proudly Send More Fingers For Kidnappers Than Any Other Shipping Company

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jruopp1 Yeah but you always gotta go down to the post office to pick them up. You didn't try to deliver it today, I was home all day 😒

beauleitch You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

r.y.a.n.james I'm surprised they left out their same-day pipe bomb express shipping. It's truly the most bang for your buck

murderoftheuniverse I’m surprised they’re the number one in delivering anything since they lose my shit all the time

mehhandabies @matteldridge but why does this make me nostalgic for my guy Noho Hank and his chechen bullet??

bwy5 You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. @lebowskifest

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