ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月1日 08時30分
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le_0l
Graham invites Fox News interns over his place to play "Spit the Biscuit." One asks, "How do you play this game?" Graham responds, "We all stand around in a circle, jack off on a biscuit, and last one to cum eats the biscuit."
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dddavidflint
This seems like one of those jokes that references some real creepy shit that will come out later as a “known thing” in DC that everybody was too scared to actually report on
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mr_wally
I was going to laugh but then I read the line about jalapeño poppers and all I want now I jalapeño poppers I can’t have. Now I’m sad.
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fajardojuan48
Moscow Mitch is teaching Lindsay Russian and Lindsay teaches Moscow Mitch how to dance Berioska 💃
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rickardmode
@riordan34 me copying and pasting the story doesn’t change anything you salty bitch
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cornucopia_of_useless_info
His “mentoring” schtick has got to be wearing thin on the millennial crowd, by now
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