ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月14日 11時30分

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prettyserpent67 Lyme Fisease is fatal for many. The false propaganda you put out kills people. Dont get bit. I now have Lyme Carditis becausr of improper treatment . i am being left to die. Majority of cases do not get better and do die from vital organ failure eventually.

paulnotsogroovy Sounds like an exposure therapy nightmare for those of us slightly less enthused.

andrewfeikema Are you sure he wasn’t eating Bratwurst in front of a poster of Angela Merkel?

famous_decs @shaawzam I legit thought that germophile was like anglophile but for Germany

remysniz I hope I havent touched any clean sanitizer lying around. Thank goodness!

bryndekker I want to hide this post so I never have to think about it again.

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