ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月16日 05時30分

J.D. Power And Associates Name 4 Muscular Men Carrying You Everywhere As Best Vehicle In Class

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theonelukeski @r.y.a.n.james in addition to and in support of your fine point, any woman with a healthy BMI would require 6 muscle men to carry her over any distance of import, 4 muscle men would only work for a 90 lb waif

goproaks @spottervii get 70 miles to the gallon on those hogs. Traded the van for ‘em straight up. @mike_mcsherry @jcurree @apatel007

horschsteve @r.y.a.n.james 4 is for the more environmentally aware woman. Less protein powder means less emissions.

ogre666 Yeah but they give awards to fucking Chevy too so those awards don't mean shit. @zebracornerofficial

liambrozik @favorsthebold this really is a testament to the reputability of JD Power awards #teamChevy

apatel007 @goproaks pretty confident none of us have hogs. @spottervii @jcurree @mike_mcsherry

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