ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月16日 08時30分

Epstein Guards Placed On Disciplinary Leave For Allowing Selves To Be Distracted By Mischievous Monkey That Stole Key Ring

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asizzle818 @mightybowyoung that’s weird. This comment showed up on the wrong post. There was one about dudes calling themselves “ugly” even though they doing just fine with the ladies. That’s one of your moves. Hahahahah. I must have put it on the wrong post? Or a glitch? Idk. Anyway, fuck Donald trump.

jmsbassplayer I bet the guard was leaned back in his chair and snoring, with a little thought bubble over his head of a saw and wood.

vicianni10 O for a second I thought warden was reassigned before not fully training new guards... the monkeys

david_ct_reynolds I had to double check if this was the Onion or not.the.onion. This is where the world is at 😐

justinnator5 This explains everything. That sneaky little monkey created the gap in gaurd attention.

katiesisneros @babygalileo I feel like that’s the plot of a 1994 Disney live action movie LOL.

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