ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月17日 12時30分

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elxamie Is it ok to use the word "retarded"? Cause this post does meet a dictionary definition of this word if used in the pejorative context. Go to church, heathens!

maxlett1 Goodbye @theonion I have to unfollow now because I gave @maltomeals an ultimatum which he foolishly disregarded. I hope we all learned an important lesson.

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quetzalitzel Area friends look down at their phones as area man begins to provide his opinion.

halfstep_flat These headlines make me chuckle every time, keep it up guys 😂

jasonkeller951 Why would you attack me on this, the day of father’s birthday?

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