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[BIHAKUEN]UVシールド(UVShield)

aw_lawd_ Maybe if we didn’t burn all our money in our money hole we’d have some gas left over, I don’t care if it’s a tradition

feetaesthete Yeah, I've had to resort to butane but my Zippo always overheats and burns me before anything catches fire. 🤷🏽‍♂️

call_me_e_c This why we need to push arsonists to start using renewable energy resources like solar and wind #SaveThePlanet

energy_independent_nc And starting warehouse fires used to be such inexpensive fun. What’s the world coming to? 🤔

wultkb90 Fuck that, I'm gonna buy up all the gas I can and burn some churches in honor of Varg.

lady_r0sas @rubios6.7s I’m sure the folks in Highlands are really feeling this crunch. 😕

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