Alexia Clarkのインスタグラム(alexia_clark) - 8月8日 12時21分
Tell me your BEST joke. I love to laugh 😂
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moose2293
The finals of the National Poetry contest last year came down to two finalist. One from Harvard and old Texas Aggie. The Harvard graduate was from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected and all that goes with it. The A&M guy was a redneck. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less and the poem had to contain the word Timbuktu.
The Harvard man went first:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked the dusty caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu
The audience went wild!
How was the red neck Aggie going to top that?
The clock started again and the redneck Texan sat in silence. Then finally he got up.
Tim and me, a huntin went
Met women in a pop up tent
They were three, we was two
So I bucked one and Timbuktu.
moose2293
The finals of the National Poetry contest last year came down to two finalist. One from Harvard and old Texas Aggie. The Harvard graduate was from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected and all that goes with it. The A&M guy was a redneck. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less and the poem had to contain the word Timbuktu.
The Harvard man went first:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked the dusty caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu
The audience went wild!
How was the red neck Aggie going to top that?
The clock started again and the redneck Texan sat in silence. Then finally he got up.
Tim and me, a huntin went
Met women in a pop up tent
They were three, we was two
So I bucked one and Timbuktu.
suzydee74
We have joke day at my kids school and kids are allowed to tell jokes over the intercom. They’re encouraged to be vetted by parents of course... I got a phone call home after my son spontaneously told this one, it still makes me laugh!!
If you want to catch a bear... Well, first you have to dig a deep hole in the woods and fill it half-full of ashes from the fireplace. Then place peas all around the outside of the hole. Finally, you hide in some nearby bushes and wait for a bear to come by.
When a bear comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole 🤦🏻♀️😂
agibsssy
My Dad's joke from college..: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg a d a half in a day in a half, how long will it take a little red mosquito wearing green tennis shoes to kick a hole in a screen? Answer: You can't tell because elephants don't wear blue suede shoes on Tuesday.
jskylarwilson
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "excuse me, but do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?" Rabbit says no. So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.
monikapuszti
Hi Alexa. I love to laugh too. Are used to love the photos you would post of your dogs. I miss those posts. Here is my joke for animal lovers. Why don’t lobsters ever share? Because they’re 🦞 shellfish.
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